Hell, if I had those, my wife would just say "keep your pants on hun, just put the cleats on the bed and go in your office for an hour or 2" to which I would say " sure, but I get to take one of those beastly cleats with me....meet you at the fridge in an hour...or 2." :lol:
He should have the "Beast Mode" on the bottom facing the other way, on the heel of the shoe. That way when he runs someone over and they look at him from the ground they can see the stamp they just got.