Great! I think I'll get a jersey with the number -28.0 and the name DVOA on it!
Now I can go to the other teams' boards and say "Our DVOA can beat your DVOA!!!! Suck it bey-otches!"
In reality, I actually do appreciate your explanation of the numbers, but so far I've found them as useful as power rankings. Pray for me to come to the dark side of DVOA.
