OP, it sounds like things have been pretty awful.
Sorry to hear that.
Not sure it makes sense to mock the post because the situation sucks. I even expected this and still am pretty angry.
Maybe at some point I will be thankful for everything Carroll did here. But he also destroyed our future and squandered the years of our HOF QB for almost a decade. It will be hard to forgive that, especially if Carroll's diminishing competence and increasing predilections led to Wilson saying F it.
When you smash something you own, because of something someone else did, it is a good sign might you need a good sandwich or something. Not a joke. There is enough stress in the world that impacts us, no need to internalize crud you cannot control.
If you can get to Ballard (or just 15th ) I recommend Un Bien. Freaking amazing. $12 for one of those things and I swear the roasted onions for $1.25 (or whatever they are now) is a steal. Smuggle those into gameday and the losing might not sting as much.
Whenever I go to a game, I would try to get a few. I used to live downtown, so that was almost weekly.
It absolutely sucks to lose Wilson (and likely a LOT more games in the future). I'm pissed off too. But hopefully, all that crap you shared is over and you are in a better place now.
If the last 2 years taught us anything, it is that we need to help each other... and we should support our local restaurants.