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These roasts are usually pretty funny but for some reason this one wasn't. Didn't laugh once.
I'm sorry to say this, but the Seahawks fan base has become FAR more obnoxious than it ever has been, after our magical 2013 season. I've been a Seahawk fan for a very long time, heck I even had a key on the old seahawks.net site that resided on scout.com. The debates were more civil, different perspectives were welcomed and encouraged.AgentDib":2x3ymsun said:Sure, Wilson does give canned interview responses and he obviously cares a lot about his image, his faith and his branding. That's dorky but not really that funny? He didn't talk about Sherman, the Pete thing is a meme enabled by his tragic gum habit, and every fan base is obnoxious.Sgt. Largent":2x3ymsun said:You don't see the over the top calculated fake-esque personality of Wilson? Or how it's easy to root against Sherman cause he's such a I'm the greatest loud mouth? Or Pete's smugness (hell someone even made a gif of a monocled Pete strutting down the sideline for God's sake)? Or how our fan's can be obnoxious?
The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis is seriously funny. Jimmy Graham is Going to Get Hurt! is only pretending to be funny by playing the "oh no he didn't!!" card.bmorepunk":2x3ymsun said:If you can't laugh at this sort of thing you probably take everything too seriously, including yourself.
bmorepunk":2pv6ghb7 said:If you can't laugh at this sort of thing you probably take everything too seriously, including yourself.
AgentDib":3bo6e09k said:Sure, Wilson does give canned interview responses and he obviously cares a lot about his image, his faith and his branding. That's dorky but not really that funny? He didn't talk about Sherman, the Pete thing is a meme enabled by his tragic gum habit, and every fan base is obnoxious.Sgt. Largent":3bo6e09k said:You don't see the over the top calculated fake-esque personality of Wilson? Or how it's easy to root against Sherman cause he's such a I'm the greatest loud mouth? Or Pete's smugness (hell someone even made a gif of a monocled Pete strutting down the sideline for God's sake)? Or how our fan's can be obnoxious?
The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis is seriously funny. Jimmy Graham is Going to Get Hurt! is only pretending to be funny by playing the "oh no he didn't!!" card.bmorepunk":3bo6e09k said:If you can't laugh at this sort of thing you probably take everything too seriously, including yourself.
I kind of felt the same way. Also it is the same tropes we've heard on message boards about the fans. The Ricardo lockett part was funny.TheRealDTM":xiuyiys2 said:I've read them all and this was one of the more spiteful, less fun ones (obviously I'm biased). But there was very little football content and more of a I hate this team vibe.
HawkMeat":qb1e41oe said:I kind of felt the same way. Also it is the same tropes we've heard on message boards about the fans.TheRealDTM":qb1e41oe said:I've read them all and this was one of the more spiteful, less fun ones (obviously I'm biased). But there was very little football content and more of a I hate this team vibe.
AgentDib":1frxf7jv said:Sure, Wilson does give canned interview responses and he obviously cares a lot about his image, his faith and his branding. That's dorky but not really that funny? He didn't talk about Sherman, the Pete thing is a meme enabled by his tragic gum habit, and every fan base is obnoxious.Sgt. Largent":1frxf7jv said:You don't see the over the top calculated fake-esque personality of Wilson? Or how it's easy to root against Sherman cause he's such a I'm the greatest loud mouth? Or Pete's smugness (hell someone even made a gif of a monocled Pete strutting down the sideline for God's sake)? Or how our fan's can be obnoxious?
I mean… is there any athlete on Earth you pity less in defeat than this man?
Your experience on an internet forum may have degraded some over time as posters turned over, and the audience grew younger relative to yourself. Personally I thought discussion was better just about everywhere pre-twitter and pre-TMZ, but that's not a reflection on Seahawk fans specifically. I'm fortunate enough to have been a Hawks fan for a long time - as well attend a lot of opposing games - and there was nothing in CLink last year that was fundamentally worse than in the Kingdome twenty years ago or in other stadiums. The handfuls of people who post on rivals message boards are a statistically insignificant portion of the larger fan base.Spin Doctor":3rbwajn4 said:I'm sorry to say this, but the Seahawks fan base has become FAR more obnoxious than it ever has been, after our magical 2013 season... debates were more civil, different perspectives were welcomed and encouraged. What I get from Seahawk fans now a days is a more combative, abrasive vibe. If you need proof, look no further than Kearly's random thoughts threads...
You ****** dirty cheating lying scumbag racist asswipe ****face toilet people. Forget the stupid ballboy sneaking footballs into the shitter just so Brady could have a saggy tit to throw around against the Colts. Now we know for certain that this whole fiasco went down because the rest of the NFL wanted this team punished for cheating in a THOUSAND different ways: spying, hacking, scuffing, pine tarring, stealing play sheets, cribbing notes, shredded evidence, embezzling, suspiciously preventing fumbles, racketeering, cooked books, cut brakes, arson, pipe bombs, booby traps, bear traps, trap doors, illegal formations, secret **** dungeons, satellite reconnaissance, visitor’s room glory hole cameras, x-ray playsheet analysis, Clomid planted in Robert Mathis’s glove box, MURDER. Tell me a way in which the Patriots have engaged in deliberate subterfuge, and I will believe it.
Spin Doctor":2wi6zx59 said:I'm sorry to say this, but the Seahawks fan base has become FAR more obnoxious than it ever has been, after our magical 2013 season.
minormillikin":1mguudoz said:#12 doesn't get injured, traded or hold out for more money. Sounds like the best jersey to me.
That's exactly why I didn't read the whole thing. I can get any of that same tripe on other team's message boards.StoneCold":2b8ztycq said:I thought it was at times funny, at other times over stating, and generally didn't take any of it seriously. But whether the reasons to hate the Hawks are real or not those are all things that opposing fans latch onto and use to fuel their hate for our team.
BlueTalon":24jm26r7 said:That's exactly why I didn't read the whole thing. I can get any of that same tripe on other team's message boards.StoneCold":24jm26r7 said:I thought it was at times funny, at other times over stating, and generally didn't take any of it seriously. But whether the reasons to hate the Hawks are real or not those are all things that opposing fans latch onto and use to fuel their hate for our team.
I read part of it. A few bits were amusing, but mostly it was pedantic.
Cartire":3h98g1ha said:BlueTalon":3h98g1ha said:That's exactly why I didn't read the whole thing. I can get any of that same tripe on other team's message boards.StoneCold":3h98g1ha said:I thought it was at times funny, at other times over stating, and generally didn't take any of it seriously. But whether the reasons to hate the Hawks are real or not those are all things that opposing fans latch onto and use to fuel their hate for our team.
I read part of it. A few bits were amusing, but mostly it was pedantic.
The highbrow is astonishing. Its a satire piece, and you dont care for it. Thats fine, but get off the high horse.