Rosen will get the Seahawks in his first career start.

[toffee]

Best
Seahawks D-line, LBs, safeties, and CBs.
...Butchered further below...

Brilliant, but needed one more syllable to truly match up with the tune.
While I was at it I took indecent liberties with the rest too.

Hello Rosen, our young friend
We’ve come to sack your ass again
Once more McDougald softly creeping
Picked your throw, left you weeping
And the concussion smashed into your brain
Still remains
With the sound of STRIP sacks.

With apologies to Mr. Simon and Mr. Garfunkel.
For a kinder, gentler version, substitute "headache" for "concussion". And decorate with fluffy bunnies and rainbows.

Much better!!!!! Thank you!


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[JRobinson]

That would be hilarious and amazing if Rosen came in and diced y’all up. Y’all defense is subpar and your offense is... well...Russel Wilson.

Who knows? Rosen could win on any day, right?
I don't think our D is subpar.
Ruling out Russell as a threat is a mistake.

1. Absolutely, anyone can beat anyone on any given day. Rosen is no different.

2. Well, I think all NFL fans will be able to see if this Seattle D is anything to balk at depending on how they play against the worst OL in the league, and two weapons total on offense. They are bad.

3. I’m not ruling out Wilson. I’m saying, he IS your offense. Missing Baldwin has been rough for y’all.

 

[JRobinson]

That would be hilarious and amazing if Rosen came in and diced y’all up. Y’all defense is subpar and your offense is... well...Russel Wilson.

Lol. ya'll been garbage for over a decade and now you're piping up? Haha. Ur you know what next year. Better win now

Yup, that’s the reason I can.. because we are very good now. Obviously. Haha. You think we are going away after this year? Go look at how young we are and look at the contracts. Everyone is Locke up for at least 4 years.

 

[JRobinson]

A Rams fan talking smack about the Hawks on a Hawks page. And a game his over-hyped Clams are not even playing in. Yawn. This team can run the ball. Maybe worry about your own team who is starting to see the injuries pop up. :roll:

1. Please tell me you just witnessed the Vikings game.

2. Don’t know what smack I stated other than ‘it would be funny if..’ and ‘defense is sub-par’ (which it is).

3. We overcome injuries with good depth.

 

[JRobinson]

Goff is average, Carr has been playing like crap, Stafford is incredible inconsistent (but good).
I don't get the Goff love at all, but to each his/her own I guess.

Yeah Goff is average :roll: . You must be one of those that label him as a ‘System Quarterback’ that came out this week no? Don’t worry, you will see it first hand soon... be patient.

**Now that is “smack talk”

 

[JRobinson]

That would be hilarious and amazing if Rosen came in and diced y’all up. Y’all defense is subpar and your offense is... well...Russel Wilson.

Is this you?
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Pretty funny there, but no, sorry to disappoint.

 

[Seahawkfan80]

That would be hilarious and amazing if Rosen came in and diced y’all up. Y’all defense is subpar and your offense is... well...Russel Wilson.

Is this you?
[youtube]ipTvdZXzrio[/youtube]

Pretty funny there, but no, sorry to disappoint.

But can you learn it???? Asking for a friend. :stirthepot: :irishdrinkers: :rumble: