Irvin Responds to his Original Tweet After Graham Trade

[Daytomann]

Fade...fight? Fade...haircut??
Geez....
Oh well, half of these guys are morons, half are very bright. None the less, they should all stfu and just play football. That's a novel idea!

 

[Throwdown]

Fade...fight? Fade...haircut??
Geez....
Oh well, half of these guys are morons, half are very bright. None the less, they should all stfu and just play football. That's a novel idea!

And the fans should shut up and not have an opinion or talk about the sport since they don't play it professionally.

 

[minormillikin]

Google added a new language to the translation feature. The new language is called "Bruce Irvin."

I pasted the tweet and the translation is as follows:

"I have decided to sell my soybean futures and move the money into a low risk mutual fund."

 

[SomersetHawk]

Google added a new language to the translation feature. The new language is called "Bruce Irvin."

I pasted the tweet and the translation is as follows:

"I have decided to sell my soybean futures and move the money into a low risk mutual fund."

Well then we know he's a dumbass. Terrible time to sell, they've hit their low and will rise again soon.

 

[matthews628]

What is a "fade"?

It's where your hair gradually gets shorter (fades) the further down your neck you go to the point where in blends into bare skin.

Short style fade:

Hi-Top Fade:

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but Irvin 100% was talking about fighting, not the haircut.

I didn't take it as serious even when he first posted it, fwiw, but he's definitely not admiring JG's haircut...

 

[SomersetHawk]

What is a "fade"?

It's where your hair gradually gets shorter (fades) the further down your neck you go to the point where in blends into bare skin.

Short style fade:

Hi-Top Fade:

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but Irvin 100% was talking about fighting, not the haircut.

I didn't take it as serious even when he first posted it, fwiw, but he's definitely not admiring JG's haircut...

Basis4day was for sure being serious. His capacity for humour lies somewhere in between Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Putin.

 

[AbsolutNET]

 

[SnoCoHawk]

Irvin can't be expected to just let this type of disrespect go, man.

Look at that! JIMMY SNATCHED HIS HAT CLEAN OFF - and right in front of Jerry O'Connell, too! If nothing else, they're going to have to settle this out on the practice field. :stirthepot:

 

[Sgt. Largent]

Irvin can't be expected to just let this type of disrespect go, man.

Maybe if Irvin spent more time in the film room and working on his skills rather than talking shit on Twitter and being West Virginia's #1 fan he might be playing to his potential.

Irvin arguably is the most physically gifted and athletic player on the entire roster, it's time he plays like it.

 

[Throwdown]

Irvin can't be expected to just let this type of disrespect go, man.

Maybe if Irvin spent more time in the film room and working on his skills rather than talking shit on Twitter and being West Virginia's #1 fan he might be playing to his potential.

Irvin arguably is the most physically gifted and athletic player on the entire roster, it's time he plays like it.

You right, can't no one enjoy the offseason ever. The hell does he think he is? Human or something?

 

[Ozzy]

Am I the only one who thought Irvin played very well last year? What did I miss?

 

[Sgt. Largent]

Irvin can't be expected to just let this type of disrespect go, man.

Maybe if Irvin spent more time in the film room and working on his skills rather than talking shit on Twitter and being West Virginia's #1 fan he might be playing to his potential.

Irvin arguably is the most physically gifted and athletic player on the entire roster, it's time he plays like it.

You right, can't no one enjoy the offseason ever. The hell does he think he is? Human or something?

Right now Russell is doing 1,000 push ups with 10 Children Hospital kids strapped to his back while watching film of every 2015 opponent on one gigantic screen all at once like he's Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind.

 

[Hawkfan77]

Irvin can't be expected to just let this type of disrespect go, man.

Maybe if Irvin spent more time in the film room and working on his skills rather than talking shit on Twitter and being West Virginia's #1 fan he might be playing to his potential.

Irvin arguably is the most physically gifted and athletic player on the entire roster, it's time he plays like it.

You right, can't no one enjoy the offseason ever. The hell does he think he is? Human or something?

If it's not football 24/7 then he must be a scrub! These players need to be more like us professionally, because we all spend every waking moment (and sleeping moment because notime2sleep) dedicated to our jobs right? Right?!

 

[Hawkfan77]

Am I the only one who thought Irvin played very well last year? What did I miss?

He did, but apparently what he tweets takes away from he did on the field last year. Irvin has the incredible ability to change the past with his twitter account.

 

[HawkAroundTheClock]

So is a "fade fade" like a haircut fight? We could get the two dudes from the Beat It video, but instead of switchblades they have clippers and shears.

 

[dunceface]

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[jlwaters1]

I LOVE me some Bruce Irvin, good player (on the verge of becoming a great player) who also makes me laugh. I love that Danny from 710 would buy him McDonalds each week. Funny dude.

 

[Pandion Haliaetus]

Some of y'all must live some miserable lives to make a mountain out of all mole hill over this crap.

"Player "x" said this, omg, whaaaaaah, I don't even know him but I'm going to tell him what he should and shouldn't do, or how to act because I'm so entitled, and players should behave how I want him to. Whaaa."

 

[HansGruber]

It's funny how often I catch old white dudes criticizing someone's slang, but it's always a minority they're criticizing. Never a white kid talking about amazeballs or any of that stupid white slang you hear in Kirkland. Just "socially acceptable" 21st century racism.

 

[chris98251]

Not like anal retentive nerds