What They Never Said (But Should Have)

[LeftHandSmoke]

"You need to tell the Philadelphia police that they need to put out an APB. Sanchez is NOT out there trying to impersonate a good quarterback.

- NOT said by Michael Bennett

 

[JSeahawks]

"I'm sorry."

Super Bowl xl officiating crew

 

[Largent80]

Mark Sanchez should have listened to Pete.

 

[West TX Hawk]

"Franco Harris will be the driving force to our success this year to fill in for Warner. Even though he's 34 and the Rooneys didn't want to overpay him, we certainly will and for 8 games too."

Mike McCormack, Chuck Knox, 1984

 

[Trenchbroom]

"Yes, I fully admit that I signed with the Seahawks for the cash with no intention to do anything but get paid, and that my hip was perfectly fine throughout the 2013 season. I was a locker room pariah, I made up a bunch of lies to drive a wedge between me and the rest of the team, and I owe every Seahawks fan in the nation a sincere apology."

 

[LeftHandSmoke]

For the love of God.. It is spelled HAUPHSHKA

 

[DynoHawk]

"I think we should stick with Dilfer" ...Mike Holmgren

 

[Largent80]

"I had sex with that woman".

 

[Hawkstorian]

"Seahawks.net is a wonderful community of fans and I will do everything in my power to embrace and support them."

-- Dave Pearson

 

[EasleyMemories]

"I let other people do all the yelling for me"
"I am more interested in looking at my phone than the game"
"I can't be bothered to give my all each and every home game"
- 65% of our crowd

"If you don't have a huge post count you will be looked down on around here if you post something"
(even if you have been here since 2003)
- A bunch of people here

 

[AROS]

"Seahawks.net is a wonderful community of fans and I will do everything in my power to embrace and support them."

-- Dave Pearson

LOL, my personal thread winner! :stirthepot:

 

[Sports Hernia]

This could be a fun thread. I posted this hypothetical quote in the Richard accountability thread and it made me think this would be a fun participation thread. Come up with a quote from any current or former Seahawk player or coach (or any Seahawks related quote including rival players and coaches) that you think should have been said but never was.

"On that final play of Super Bowl 49, I got way too cute and called an inside slant to Lockette instead of handing the ball to Marshawn which would have sealed our destiny of back-to-back Super Bowl Champions. What the (bleep) was I thinking?!!?"

- Said Darrell Bevell NEVER

I wish he said that. I hope this thread turns out better than I think it will.

 

[12thbrah]

"I'm just here to give some well thought out responses to yalls questions!"

 

[Bobblehead]

"I just wanted them to throw me one more Bubble screen"
Percy Harvin

 

[BASF]

Stouffer, Gelbaugh and McGwire was the best we could come up with? - Cortez Kennedy 1992

 

[Palmegranite]

I personally provide a Microsoft Surface to all of the underprivileged coaches of our fine league in order that they can compete on a level field...Like that Belichick fellow.
Paul Allen

 

[mistaowen]

"So happy I turned my head around to intercept that pass" - Kelly Jennings

 

[Seahawk Sailor]

"I'm sorry."

Super Bowl xl officiating crew

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Also:

"Yeah, we got a lot of really favorable calls that probably affected the outcome of the game." - Pittsburgh residents

Or more succinctly: "Yep, we stole one."

 

[dadof3]

"I'm going to lower my shoulder and bowl that guy over to get the first down."
-Shaun Alexander and Christine Michael

 

[bigskydoc]

"Yes, I had sex with Ashton" - Tate