What They Never Said (But Should Have)

[Mojambo]

"No, seriously. My knee hurts."
-Joe Nash.

 

[2_0_6]

Yup, I know Clay Bennett plans on moving the team.

-Starbucks Douche in charge

 

[BASF]

"No, seriously. My knee hurts."
-Joe Nash.

That one is awesome.

 

[HawkGA]

I deserved that. - Mike Harden

 

[HawkGA]

Brett Favre. - whoever the heck announced the Seahawks selection of Dan McGwire.

 

[NoChops]

"The Boz is the greatest to ever play the game. You can't run around him, and you certainly cant run over him. It is sad that I will probably never score a touchdown against the Seahawks." - Bo Jackson

 

[NoChops]

"No, seriously. My knee hurts."
-Joe Nash.

That is comedy Gold right there.

 

[seabowl]

"I promise that I'll be an awesome owner after I move the team to California"

Ken Behring to John Nordstrom right befor the deal was signed to buy the Hawks

 

[Bobblehead]

Well, I missed the head slap.

 

[West TX Hawk]

"You mean I'm also supposed to run after I catch all these punts??"

Bryan Walters, circa 2014

 

[bevellisthedevil]

"I wish I had seen the Stop Ahead sign before the accident." Ken Hamlin

 

[Bobblehead]

I can't believe this snap
(sing to nationwide jingle)
Payton Manning, 1st play of SB.

 

[AROS]

"I'm just here so I can collect a paycheck."

- Percy Harvin

 

[olyfan63]

"Yes, I fully admit that I signed with the Seahawks for the cash with no intention to do anything but get paid, and that my hip was perfectly fine throughout the 2013 season. I was a locker room pariah, I made up a bunch of lies to drive a wedge between me and the rest of the team, and I owe every Seahawks fan in the nation a sincere apology."

"I'm just here so I can collect a paycheck."
- Percy Harvin

Priceless x 2!!

"I am joining Brandon Marshall in publicly coming out as the face of Borderline Personality Disorder, joining him on projectborderline.org, to shine light on this illness and to encourage Borderlines everywhere to get the help they need. I promise the team and the fans I will face up to this challenge honestly and humbly and with as much courage as Brandon Marshall has."
- Percy Harvin

 

[JSeahawks]

Well, what would YOU do if your wife stole your heated pants?

Josh Brown

 

[Heyseed]

"Crabtree is a superior receiver, I'm just thankful for the opportunity to bring Seattle a championship. "

Richard Sherman

 

[evergreen]

"4th down and goa!l" the refs in Super Bowl XL... Also, "1st and goal!" the refs in Super Bowl XL...

 

[Bobblehead]

"I can't believe Tate came up with the ball"

Guess.

 

[AROS]

"You guys are thirsty? Hell yes will I give you water to drink. Take as much as you need! In fact, I have a special team of masseuses to attend to your every need while here in Cheney during training camp. My main motivation is to make sure each and every one of you are as comfortable as possible during your stay here."

- Chuck Knox

 

[KARAVARUS]

"I ended Bo Jackson's career." -Brian Bosworth