Saturday NFL Football. Chargers vs 9ers

[Largent80]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

If it was my face you laughed in, I can guarantee a very quick change in your facial pattern after all I have been through with 9er fans where I live.

 

[Sports Hernia]

https://gfycat.com/GrouchyDisloyalBlackfly

Well at least Harley Santa is old enough to remember when the ninnies were winning Super Bowls vs a majority of their trolls.

 

[Sports Hernia]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:lol: :lol:

I'm spending the month in Portland, OR (w/ my wife, who is from here) and a few days ago we were in a shop that sells the #12 "Fan" jerseys.

Wife: Wait, is there someone with the last name "Fan" on the Seahawks?
Me: Nah, Seahawks fan wear jerseys that say "fan" on the back.
Wife: [looks at me quizzically, thinking I'm just messing with her]
Me: No, seriously.
Wife: How embarassing. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I think she's exaggerating of course, but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

I agree it is kind of silly in a sense, but not as silly as a 49'er fan trolling a rival forum for attention.......... Just sayin'!

 

[Smellyman]

fans puffing out their chests will always amuse me

 

[hawksfansinceday1]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:lol: :lol:

I'm spending the month in Portland, OR (w/ my wife, who is from here) and a few days ago we were in a shop that sells the #12 "Fan" jerseys.

Wife: Wait, is there someone with the last name "Fan" on the Seahawks?
Me: Nah, Seahawks fan wear jerseys that say "fan" on the back.
Wife: [looks at me quizzically, thinking I'm just messing with her]
Me: No, seriously.
Wife: How embarassing. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I think she's exaggerating of course, but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

Perhaps if you had explained the entire story to her......as in the number was retired as an HONOR to the 12th man i.e. the fans of the Seattle Seahawks, she might've been able to grasp the concept a bit more readily. Considering she married a Whiner fan though, maybe not. And of course I'm not surprised you didn't tell her the whole story. Had your precious VHS era super bowl winning franchise thought of it first, you'd be rather proud of it rather than knocking it I'm sure. Of course your fanbase would have to be as thunderingly impressive as ours which it is not and never has been so guess that wasn't going to happen either.

 

[Popeyejones]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

If it was my face you laughed in, I can guarantee a very quick change in your facial pattern after all I have been through with 9er fans where I live.

Not to be too much of a stickler for details, but in your imaginary world wouldn't you be too busy getting ready to play the Cardinals? Would you be beating me up outside the locker room or something? I don't think I'm worth getting suspended over. Think about the team, man.

 

[Jville]

Portland would have been better served if she had of left him behind.

 

[Smelly McUgly]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:lol: :lol:

I'm spending the month in Portland, OR (w/ my wife, who is from here) and a few days ago we were in a shop that sells the #12 "Fan" jerseys.

Wife: Wait, is there someone with the last name "Fan" on the Seahawks?
Me: Nah, Seahawks fan wear jerseys that say "fan" on the back.
Wife: [looks at me quizzically, thinking I'm just messing with her]
Me: No, seriously.
Wife: How embarassing. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I think she's exaggerating of course, but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

Uh, not to knock your wife, but wearing a jersey with another person's name on your back when you're over the age of about twelve is just as "dumb," as is taking time out to analyze and watch a bunch of guys throw and kick a football. Once you become a sports fan, you go right down the rabbit hole filled with silly rituals and merchandise.

So her point about the fan jerseys is stupid, is what I'm saying. I'm sure she's lovely and nice and smart though, if only because they say that opposites attract, and clearly, if she's stuck with you, she's carrying the load for your couple.

 

[Laloosh]

Excuse me, I have a superbowl to win.

:lol: :lol:

I'm spending the month in Portland, OR (w/ my wife, who is from here) and a few days ago we were in a shop that sells the #12 "Fan" jerseys.

Wife: Wait, is there someone with the last name "Fan" on the Seahawks?
Me: Nah, Seahawks fan wear jerseys that say "fan" on the back.
Wife: [looks at me quizzically, thinking I'm just messing with her]
Me: No, seriously.
Wife: How embarassing. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I think she's exaggerating of course, but if a Hawks fans actually said to me what you said, I'd uncontrollably laugh in his face.

Uh, not to knock your wife, but wearing a jersey with another person's name on your back when you're over the age of about twelve is just as "dumb," as is taking time out to analyze and watch a bunch of guys throw and kick a football. Once you become a sports fan, you go right down the rabbit hole filled with silly rituals and merchandise.

So her point about the fan jerseys is stupid, is what I'm saying. I'm sure she's lovely and nice and smart though, if only because they say that opposites attract, and clearly, if she's stuck with you, she's carrying the load for your couple.

Getting a little personal. Hug it out...

 

[Popeyejones]

I agree it is kind of silly in a sense, but not as silly as a 49'er fan trolling a rival forum for attention.......... Just sayin'!

Perhaps if you had explained the entire story to her......as in the number was retired as an HONOR to the 12th man i.e. the fans of the Seattle Seahawks, she might've been able to grasp the concept a bit more readily.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I could have gone into the entire story about how the team retired the number to honor their fans, but because they stole the idea they had to agree to pay some crappy college team $300,000 a year in order to make money from selling their fans jerseys of themselves.

Rather than going into a bunch of backstory about something she doesn't even remotely care about, I decided to just answer her question, though. I take it you're not married?

 

[Smelly McUgly]

Should I have added a smiley face to that? I'll go back and do that. No malice meant, though I'm guessing that Popeye is the Kevin James to his wife's Leah Remini or whatever.

 

[Jville]

I dont think it would have helped. This is what any of us can sound like when we lose emotional control. Off topic and spitting venom.

Edit: .... but one never knows for sure.

 

[Popeyejones]

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Uh, not to knock your wife, but wearing a jersey with another person's name on your back when you're over the age of about twelve is just as "dumb," as is taking time out to analyze and watch a bunch of guys throw and kick a football. Once you become a sports fan, you go right down the rabbit hole filled with silly rituals and merchandise.

Yeah, we talk about the silliness of sports fandom sometimes. Last year there was a CRAZY thread on the Zone before the Packers playoff game in which a bunch of Zoners promised each other that they'd spend the week leading up to the game ripping up and mashing out anything that was the color green as a good luck charm in preparation for the team "dominating green." We still make jokes about it, and she even used it as an example in the Intro to Sociology course she teaches. There were 800 freshman laughing at Zoners that week. :lol:

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So her point about the fan jerseys is stupid, is what I'm saying. I'm sure she's lovely and nice and smart though, if only because they say that opposites attract, and clearly, if she's stuck with you, she's carrying the load for your couple.

Sadly I'm too stupid to figure out that you're saying I'm ugly, and mean, and stupid. But I'm mean so I'm pretty sarcastic, which is also worth considering. As for being ugly, attractive people always marry ugly people, like always, assuming I'm not too stupid to still be using sarcasm like a mean person and stuff. She's pretty ugly though. A real ogre, really. I'm sexy as a mother******, though. My mother even told me while I was ******* her.

 

[Popeyejones]

Should I have added a smiley face to that?

Nah, don't worry about it. We're just messing around.

 

[Smelly McUgly]

I dont think it would have helped. This is what any of us can sound like when we lose emotional control. Off topic and spitting venom.

Edit: .... but one never knows for sure.

I...didn't lose emotional control? The point was on topic? Do you get that my tone is meant to be in a Valley Girl sort of slightly confused voice what with all the question marks? If so, I'm doing better at this?

I guess maybe it's just the way of the internet. People say things that other people misconstrue the tone of since there's no inflection, facial expressions, etc., available. Oh well. I'm just teasin' you.

 

[Jville]

I dont think it would have helped. This is what any of us can sound like when we lose emotional control. Off topic and spitting venom.

Edit: .... but one never knows for sure.

I...didn't lose emotional control? The point was on topic? Do you get that my tone is meant to be in a Valley Girl sort of slightly confused voice what with all the question marks? If so, I'm doing better at this?

I guess maybe it's just the way of the internet. People say things that other people misconstrue the tone of since there's no inflection, facial expressions, etc., available. Oh well. I'm just teasin' you.

That gives meaning to my disclaimer ..... " one never knows for sure "