Ask the Magic Eightball

Looking back at the season I couldnt possibly tell you exactly whats going to happen against the Niners, the playoffs, playoff positioning or if we win the Superb Owl.

So I consulted all the available knowledge known to me:

1. Buddism and The First Noble Truth:

All things and experiences are marked by suffering/ disharmony/ frustration (dukkha).

Holy.... that doesnt sound like good news for the Hawks!

2. Metaphysics- the branch of philosophy that deals with the first principles of things, including abstract concepts

such as being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space. Abstract theory or talk with no basis in reality.

We all know Seahawks football and Russell Wilson constitute reality.....wont tell me anything.....

Hmm. I need a quicker solution that I can absolutely rely upon......

I got it. The Magic Eight Ball. It was tested on .net. It is absolutly reliable and one can trust anything it tells us....

http://www.ask8ball.net/

Q: Will the Seahawks secure the second overall seed in the playoffs?

A: It is decidedly so.

There you have it!

Finally, some good news.

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Q. Will Picardy raise the twelveth man flag?
A. Reply hazy. Try again.

Q. Finally some good news?
A. Good sign...

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Q. Will Picardy raise the twelveth man flag?
A. Reply hazy. Try again.

Q. Finally some good news?
A. Good sign...

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Someone tried to read the 8ball and the sun shined off Picards shiny dome....that is why the reply was hazy. :2thumbs:

Maybe Picard is a Niners fan.

Q. Will the 9ers throw an interception?

A. Better not tell you now..