Russ the cheater......

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Can someone with better Photoshop skills than me replace meg ryan and Tom hanks with Shanahan and warner and change the movie title to Shoeless in Seattle?
 

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Matt Stafford would have thrown it back onto the dude's foot. Russ is not elite.
 

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There’s no way Fred Warner was going to put his shoe back on in time. Russ was helping him out... 8)
 

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Russ is obviously too short or he would have thrown the shoe for a touchdown.
 

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Maybe SF needs to hire a shoe tying coach. If an offense is trying to run hurry-up, they shouldn't have to wait around for the defense to pick up their equipment. Play without the damn shoe for a down or run off and play with 10 if you can't sub.
 

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Yup... I always thought that Russ was "tried" in with the George Bush shoe throwing incidence, this just confirms it. :141847_bnono:
 

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WarHawks":38hsjz2d said:
Russ is obviously too short or he would have thrown the shoe for a touchdown.

Maybe he was afraid he wouldn't be able to see over it?
 

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TreeRon":3tszk00j said:
WarHawks":3tszk00j said:
Russ is obviously too short or he would have thrown the shoe for a touchdown.

Maybe he was afraid he wouldn't be able to see over it?

Ant Man was actually based on RW's life story to a small extent? ;)
 

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WarHawks":1wlcikgw said:
Russ is obviously too short or he would have thrown the shoe for a touchdown.

LMAO!! :2thumbs:

And if it was a "really big shoe" Russ would have been the first ever to throw a Pick 12. :lol:

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Such a dumb non-story.

The offense sets the pace of the game. Thems the rules. Russ doesn't want trash in front of his offense, he probably had no idea whose shoe it even was, so it makes sense to throw it behind the line of scrimmage. he's not gonna toss it to either sideline, it may not even make it there and he may have no idea who's side it even goes to. Most of the players are wearing white or black shoes on both teams, he's supposed to watch the play clock and also find the owner of a shoe? gimme a break.
 

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Hawknballs":36upqvvl said:
Such a dumb non-story.

The offense sets the pace of the game. Thems the rules. Russ doesn't want trash in front of his offense, he probably had no idea whose shoe it even was, so it makes sense to throw it behind the line of scrimmage. he's not gonna toss it to either sideline, it may not even make it there and he may have no idea who's side it even goes to. Most of the players are wearing white or black shoes on both teams, he's supposed to watch the play clock and also find the owner of a shoe? gimme a break.

No way maaaaannn.

It was an evil plot to try to win the game by cheating. This was the game plan, throw some dudes shoe. Just ask 9er fans.
 

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Wilson was just playing fetch with his bitches.
 

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Ok. This is coming from a Detroit Pistons Bad Boy super fan. Someone has to wear the black hat. If you are not cheating you don’t want to win badly enough!
 

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UK_Seahawk":kmihscln said:
Wilson was just playing fetch with his bitches.

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And how is there no video of this surfacing yet?..
 

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It's not on the All-22 because of the time editing, but surely a camera somewhere caught it.
 

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Wilson is gunna be a "Shoe In" for the 'Evil Bastage Award'.

Now y'all can understand why they're oft-times called the "Forty WHINERS" :angry017:
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I read like 4 words to the article and all I could think was,,,,,,Shanahan can kiss my balls. That is all.
 

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Its funny that theyre so mad about it because he still had plenty of time to get off the field. He basically walked to the sideline while the offense was lining up, and the guy they sent on to replace him was just standing there talking to a coach.
 
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