Own The West
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Remember that time when Jimmy and Russell got in that huge slap fight at Red Robin? And Jimmy was like, "you couldn't hold Drew Brees' jock" and Russell was like, "you block like Justin Britt". And then Jimmy went out and keyed Russell's car before flying off in his jet pack. Then there was bad blood in the team rooms, where the QBs were like, "let's get this guy!" And TJack was like, "let me go all Tanya Harding on this fool", and Archer was like, "no, I got this" and went out and threw every pass to Graham in a place he couldn't reach. Then the TEs were getting pissed and Luke said, "Don't sweat it Jimmy. I'll drop a few td's in a game and hurt Wilson's stats. That'll show them." And it went on and on, until Wilson said, "Fine, TJack. You can take out his knee, but it's got to look like an accident." And TJack was like, "Cool. I'll get my homeboy on the Steelers to help out." And after that Russell was like, "Sweet. Now I'm going to throw like a million touchdowns to Baldwin to make that gimp feel worse. I hope he never plays football again." So Jimmy made a pact with the Devil to heal his knee and replace all Russell's linemen by the season opener. And now he's paying hookers to visit Future to give him meth and tell stories about how Russell burns his kid with cigarettes and that the only reason they "waited" is because Ciara doesn't count anal...
Oh wait, that didn't happen. Maybe Russ and Jimmy are just actually friends?
Oh wait, that didn't happen. Maybe Russ and Jimmy are just actually friends?