rideaducati":24hpi135 said:
I really don't see a problem with that article at all. The Globe did actually report that Kaepernick wanted a lot of money. Kaepernick did go on a bunch of shows prior to the superbowl and said what that guy reported. It was his opinion that Kaepernick was saying one thing publicly while his agent was doing just the opposite...which was true. Heaven forbid a reporter for not believng a player. I think you were just butt hurt because the reporter didn't blow smoke up your ass and spew rainbows and lollipops.
Um, I have to conclude you're just messing with me. The following sincerely isn't a backhanded compliment: you're too smart to actually be serious.
Kaepernick wanted a deal in the neighborhood of 18 APY and also claimed to want to structure it in a team friendly way.
That's the premise for the column. We absolutely agree. We can go from there.
First though let's take a brief intermission to acknowledge that these two things ended up being EXACTLY what Kaepernick did, and he took a ton of crap in the media for signing some a team friendly deal. We already know the outcome. Kaepernick was sincere and put his contract where his mouth was on both points. There's no way around that.
Okay, back to regular programming:
You're a columnist and you've got two seemingly paradoxical facts you want to work with: 1) C.K. wants a lot of money (which TBF was basically his generally accepted rate at the time), and 2) C.K. claims to not want to destroy the team's salary cap.
You can write one of two columns:
COLUMN A:
These two things are introduced as seemingly paradoxical.
The next step is to investigate if they are by looking at how all the other big money QB contracts are structured and seeing if it's possible do have the former while achieving the later.
If it is possible based on existing deals, you share how with your readers and suggest that if Kap is sincere there's a good chance that the nuts and bolts of the deal will incorporate some of those elements, and if they don't he may not be sincere on the second point.
If it doesn't seem possible based on existing deals you ask around about how it could be possible, and share back with your readers tthe wrinkles it could take to make it work. Maybe you come across salary de-escalators for anything less than elite individual or team performance as a way to pump more money back into other positions (what Kaepernick did), or something else, but you explain how it COULD be possible if it is, or conclude that it's basically impossible and that while Kaepernick is "saying" the right thing chances are he'll end up like all the other highly paid QBs and tying his team's hands at other positions.
Not a bad column, huh?
COLUMN B:
These two things are introduced as seemingly paradoxical.
Rather than doing ANY of the legwork of Column A, you take this seeming paradox and use it write:
* "if Kaepernick doesn’t get that kind of dough, he says he’ll go back to kindergarten and knock over his blocks and hold his breath until he turns blue. (even though you have to walk this back because it's idiotic in the next sentence).
*You take Kaepernick saying he won't hold out as he'll "negotiate after next season instead of settling for what he considers a contract unworthy of his eminence." (Saying he'll be in camp and won't hold out for a new deal is a sign of his entitlement? Huh?)
* You say "Someone should slap a Boston cream pie in Kaepernick’s smug face."
*You conclude that this seeming paradox is really him saying “To hell with the team. I want mine,” and close with "There are words to describe his position starting with “hypocrite” and ending with “phony.” You can fill in words in between."
Look, that Cohn could hot have been more wrong about any of this is almost even beside the point. The point is that he was even wildly uninformative while doing so.
If you say you prefer Column B to Column A, quite frankly, I don't believe you.
You and I would be making fun of Column B together if some fool wrote it as a post on this board.