Foam hat (this is real)

[therealjohncarlson]

Wait.... they want 30 bucks for that piece of shit!? WTF

 

[Comeinpeace]

Lmao it looks like a pile of s*** with the 49ers emblem on it. (Set myself up there, i know)

5280hawk, how did you find this? You looking for some gear to wear this weekend? :3-1:

 

[SeaTown81]

Well I did also think Niner fans were sh!t heads...

 

[CurryStopstheRuns]

It looks like a golden genital wart.

 

[ClumsyLurk]

 

[NorthDallas40oz]

The men's room the morning after the Super Bowl is a terrible place to be with all the beer and chili dumps. I know that on more than a few occasions I've kicked of the festivities will a real bruiser of a s**t. And it usually looks just like that.

 

[MLOhawks]

That man is a genius. He took some cheap as hell foam and spray painted it, then slapped a sticker on it... BOOM thirty bucks.

BRILLIANT!

 

[Scottemojo]

Someone has to do a hawk perched on that duecing one out.

 

[uncle fester]

What happens when a 49er fan leaves their new foam hat on their seat?

 

[LawlessHawk]

I love the description, Quote: "Everyone will know you're the #1 San Francisco Fanatic..."

Shouldn't that read: "Everyone will know you're the #2 San Francisco Fanatic..."??

 

[nsport]

I love the description, Quote: "Everyone will know you're the #1 San Francisco Fanatic..."

Shouldn't that read: "Everyone will know you're the #2 San Francisco Fanatic..."??

Somebody play this man a rim shot!

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[Sarlacc83]

This thread delivers. Like a laxative.

 

[RockHawk]

Is it wrong that I just paid $30 just to order one and place it on the cubicle of our Helpdesk Manager, and avid 49er fan?

 

[Happy]

Is it wrong that I just paid $30 just to order one and place it on the cubicle of our Helpdesk Manager, and avid 49er fan?

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

 

[nsport]

Is it wrong that I just paid $30 just to order one and place it on the cubicle of our Helpdesk Manager, and avid 49er fan?

If you can find a way to spray paint that turd it's rightful brown color, I will fully endorse this activity.

 

[HawkAroundTheClock]

Is it wrong that I just paid $30 just to order one and place it on the cubicle of our Helpdesk Manager, and avid 49er fan?

If you can find a way to spray paint that turd it's rightful brown color, I will fully endorse this activity.

Glue some corn all over it, too.

 

[Evil_Shenanigans]

Did someone follow Tate (Golden!) into the Crapper and dig out a "Keeper"? :lol:

 

[jkitsune]

This is truly phenomenal. I almost can't believe that article isn't parody.