PackerNation":9rxmtavo said:
You aren't being hustled, you are being educated about Wisconsin. For someone who claims to have lived there, you seem to know very little about the state. You must have been very young.
I lived in Marshall, a tiny town east of Madison. First (and only) fast food joint they got was a Jimmy John's when I was in junior high. I left to move back to Seattle when I was 17. I've been to East Towne Mall a billion times, eaten at Ella's Deli in Madison, shopped at The Pig in Waterloo, Aldi's and Woodman's in Madison, bowled at Boulavard Lanes a million times, eaten Butter Burgers at Culver's, been to Old World Wisconsin in Eagle, camped at Devil's Lake, been to the Dells plenty of times for Noah's Ark and Family Land and the like, "gone fishin' up north", visited Ho-Chunk Casino, listened to Johnny Danger on 94.1 WJJO radio aplenty, my uncle John was the pastor at St. John's WELS Lutheran Church in Jefferson for many years, my mom's family reunion was held every summer at the
Columbus Fireman's City Park which was fun because the stage area upstairs made for a great play area when we were kids; I could go on, but this is probably sufficient.
I said there aren't any of what
most people would consider to be vacation destinations within a hundred miles of Green Bay, and that's true. I know Door County. It's pretty in its way. Now come climb up Mount Rainier and go hiking in the Hoh Rainforest on the Olympic Peninsula, maybe catch a concert at The Gorge, and we'll show you what real outdoor attractions are.
Now go get your friggin' shinebox.