Beast has got to stop...

[Our Man in Chicago]

Anyone else want to see him whip out that hog leg and club Tom Brady with it?

Only if it happened after the game-winning TD, while wearing golden shoes and holding a sign that says "I QUIT."

At that point, I'd probably stop watching football, quit my job, sell my record collection, and sign up for the BeastMode Ashram behind Oakland Technical.

My wife may join me if she likes.

 

[dunceface]

Anyone else want to see him whip out that hog leg and club Tom Brady with it?

Only if it happened after the game-winning TD, while wearing golden shoes and holding a sign that says "I QUIT."

At that point, I'd probably stop watching football, quit my job, sell my record collection, and sign up for the BeastMode Ashram behind Oakland Technical.

My wife may join me if she likes.

I'm in.